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	LOST DOG: 
	
	  
	Call Iron Horse for offers of cab fare 
	back to Virginia. Happy
	Cinco 
	de Mayo! 
	 
	 
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	Iron Horse for computer help or advice, that's okay too.   
	- No dogs were inebriated for the creation of this advertisement. 
	- No political statements on Immigration are intended or implied. 
	- The opinions expressed by Beowulf are not the opinions of Iron Horse 
	management .  .  . or maybe they are. We aren't telling. 
	- Any similarity to persons alive or dead is unfortunate because they look 
	like a dog. 
	- Iron Horse always endorses using a designated driver - not that a dog 
	should be driving under any circumstances. 
	- Outdoors, always keep your dog on a leash or properly fenced in. It looks 
	like we left the gate open, our bad.   
	- This is a joke, please laugh at your own discretion.  
	  
	
	  
       
       
       
        
        
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