1. Finish off eating the Man
toy. (Didn't you see the Thanksgiving 2011 picture? He was
almost done for then.)
2. Eat the Cat toy. (Just too gruesome to show.)
3. Look Cute. (Always have an easy one on your list.)
4. Become the go to model at Iron Horse. (Given the human
choices, this one was easier than number 3.)
5. Provide security to Iron Horse. (After seeing the results
of 1 and 2, the fear alone should do it.)
6. Catch a car. FAIL
7. Bark at knocks on the
door. (Who's there?)
8. Bark at the postman. (The evil postman....Uh, my friend
who gives me a cookie. So I can be bought. I can live with
it.)
9. Bark at the FedEx gal. (Yeah, she is cute, but does she
have a cookie?)
10. Bark at the UPS guy. (You bring stuff for the
humans. Why don't you bring me boxes of cookies?)
11. Quit chewing up office
supplies. FAIL
12. Pass training
classes. (Still procrastinating. My humans have taught me how
to do that well. No, they aren't computer training classes.
Those come later.)
So far, so good!
Now, if you want to do well with your
own Resolutions for your business, Fluppy the Puppy suggests you call the
guys and gals at Iron Horse. They rarely bark at anyone and have
been known to make both dogs and computer networks sit up and
beg.
